
November 11, 1922 - April 11, 2007
One year ago today, I was disturbed to learn that my lifelong hero and idol had passed away. My chances of ever actually meeting the man were dashed, but “so it goes.”
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. was part of what has been called America’s “Greatest Generation.” He served in WWII, was taken prisoner by the Germans and witnessed the bombing of Dresden. What he saw in those days could never be paid justice here on this humble blog. To truly get an understanding of this scene in Vonnegut’s life, you’d have to read Vonnegut. Start with Slaughterhouse Five. I know you may have been forced to read it at some point in your life, but read it again with no strings attached and at your own direction.
I’ve always felt that I owed Vonnegut a debt. This debt started accruing while I was in the Air Force. Here I was 19 years old and I had never finished a book. I had skimmed a book or two for my high school English courses and then made a half-assed attempt of book report afterwards. Nonetheless, I had never truly “read” one damn book. This all changed when my best bud handed me a copy of Breakfast Of Champions. I devoured the book. I loved the style of the writing, the witty jokes and the twisted observations of this experience we call “life.”
Soon, my friend and I were spending our Saturdays perusing used book stores. He being the well read of us, he was searching out other delights. Me, I was trying to find another book by this Vonnegut guy. This went on for two years until I had read every Vonnegut novel and now could start reading any of contemporary works. While I waited for Vonnegut to write again, I started to develop tastes for other writers. Yep, Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. had become my gateway drug for literature.
I can directly link all of my accomplishments to Vonnegut and that first book. I became the first person in my family to attend and graduate college because of that first book. After college, I soon found myself attending and graduating law school because Mr. Vonnegut’s book. Along the way, I managed to acquire some skill as a writer because of that first book.
To this day, I still find solace in remembering the stories spun by Vonnegut. I miss him and I never really knew him. I’ve felt sad and a feeling of loss at the passing of many great people. However, it is only Vonnegut’s passing that I truly believe diminished the world in even a slight way. To that he’d probably retort with his famous “So It Goes” line, but I have to say that “it goes begrudgingly without Kurt Vonnegut, Jr.”
Forget thanking Mr. Rosewater, I’d like to thank you, Mr. Vonnegut.


No shit. This man touched everyone’s life who read his books. He will be sorely missed. Your opening paragraph was really interesting.
The first thing I thought of when my personal hero, Hunter Thompson died was fuck now I’ll never get to meet him.
Simply put, we are worse off without Vonnegut.
I can still remember the moment I realized I’d read all of his work I would ever read. I’m not embarrassed to say that there were tears. He was one of the first authors who ever REALLY took my breath away and made me laugh at the same time, and his no-nonsense approach to learning the craft of writing was indispensable in my creation as a serious writer.
There were so many stories left unwritten. He couldn’t have lived long enough. Hi-ho…
Vonnegut was once asked by some admirer, “I want to be a writer, what should I do?” Vonnegut responded, “write”.
Vonnegut - What a hack. Slaughter House 5, what a boring book. Its skipped all over the place. I could never tell if he was on the spaceship, WW2 or playing with himself. Overrated writer that I stayed away from.
If you want to read a good book try “It take a Village” by Hillary or “Common Sense” by Gore. Now were talking!
Your right Ralph, Slaughterhouse Five does skip all over the place. I wonder if that was the point or merely a plot device?
Oh, you may want to try some of these other books, which are in a similar vain as your suggested titles -
“It takes an Idiot to Fuck Up a Country, let Alone a Damn Village” -
by George W. Bush
“Why I Never Served My Country and other Musings” -
by Dick Cheney
“We Will be Greeted as Liberators” by Dick Cheney
“How to Steal an Election” - by Turdblossom
“You Falafel Me, I’ll Falafel You” - by Bill O’Reilly
“The One Strip of Lettuce a Day Diet” - Ann Coulter
“Could You Please Give Me Something For This Rash!”- Rush Limbaugh
“I’m a Patriot Because I Say So” - Sean Hannity
It was a plot device.
Great list, I think Rush wrote his after his wild Michael J. Fox gesticulations caused severe chafing!