Maybe McCain should call it the Publisher’s Clearinghouse Express. Why you ask? First, background, there’s always background and context.
To keep up on what’s going on with the campaign’s I of course have registered for the newsletters (spam) offered by both presidential candidates. Today, I open the PolitiPorn email and low and behold, Johnnie Mac is offering me a ride on the Straight Talk Express. OK, it was a chance to ride the damn bus. Just like the Ed McMahon letters, it said “You may have already won a chance to sip Metamucil with Johnny Walnuts on the bus” just click here and donate for your chance to win!
For my conservative friends, here is the link: Bus.
Has it come to this John? What next? Perhaps street corners with cardboard signs that read “Vietnam Vet Running for President, please give a $1″. Maybe a Straight Talk Lemonade Stand, back in the day folks really liked lemonade.
Perhaps you and the other members of Our Gang could reunite for a benefit show, all proceeds going to gas up the Straight Talk Gas Guzzler. Maybe you could talk Buckwheat into taking the Veep spot. It would add some diversity to the ticket and plus we all know he reads teleprompters better than you, Otay!
With the price of gas what it is, you really have to question the economic acumen of a man who campaigns cross-country on a bus! I hope for the sake of the John McCain I remember and admired, that he can get out of this election with a shred of dignity intact.
Hmm. I wonder what the bus is compared to a private plane. Didn’t Hillary have her own jet?
Perhaps the Republicans are slow to learn from their Democratic friends. The Dems have been loading busses up for years at election time… complete with little voter cards with instructions on who to vote for.
LOL brilliant! I loved this post!
How about a door to door salesman selling scissors that can slice through a quarter?
“Let’s cut the competition!”
Also, on a far cruder note: That bus looks like a penis.