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Since Tuesday, the media focus has shifted from the Democratic Primary to the general election and the folks have settled on the McCain vs Obama race.  Rumor has it that Bill & Hillary are scoping out condos in Toronto in anticipation of a Hillary run for Canadian Prime Minister.  As you’d expect, Clinton sycophant Paul Begala is currently taking a tutorial on Canadian election law to find Clinton size loopholes in the residency requirements.  As we’ve learned, rules and laws don’t always apply to the Clintons and I doubt this fact will change in The Great White North either.

The old saying goes “It ain’t over ’til the Fat Lady sings.”  Well, this Democratic Primary won’t officially be over ’til the Hirsute Woman gets paid apparently.  Reporting in recent days suggests that the Hillary folks are working behind the scenes to get Hillary’s campaign debts paid-off by the DNC and/or Obama.  Note that the debt consists of a couple personal loans Hillary made to herself, I can’t imagine what kind of interest she charged herself.  Back to reality.

My first take on the McCain vs Obama match-up is hopeful and exciting.  The campaigns are supposedly working on combined forums for the two candidates.  These forums would not be debates, but rather would done in the town-hall meeting style with both candidates having a conversation with voters.  When I read this, my heart swelled with pride and a noticeable tear formed on the rim of my lower left eyelid of this PolitiPornster.  This would be CHANGE my fellow PolitiPornsters.  As you know, this country and voters from both parties have a raging hard-on for change this election cycle.  However, PolitiPorn would like to put forth another idea.  This idea would signal a huge change for voters and the direction of this country.  It could potentially usher in a new era in politics.

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by Shush, PolitiPorn Religion Correspondent on Special Assignment focusing on the Tuesday’s Aftermath, or what we like to call - The Bloodbath, Aftermath!

As Obama is famously being quoted everywhere as having said, “These are good pancakes.  You want one?”

Oh, wait, I think that may be the wrong quote.  The actual quote was more along the lines of, “everyone said that Tuesday’s primaries will be a game changer.  The voters have spoken, and the game they want changed is the one in Washington.”  Which, to be sure, is more articulate than “My win had better margins than yours.”  Clinton won in Indiana by a margin of 4%, which gives her a whopping 4 delegates up on Obama until you see his 14 point margin in North Carolina.  Clinton left with a total of 84 delegates to Obama’s 96.
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Here it is, the moment we’ve all been waiting for…Super Two-s-day part 3 (or 4, I forget).  Yep, Obama and Clinton lace up the gloves for the final round in North Carolina and Indiana.

It’s fitting that the decisive moment of the primary election (like there hasn’t been 4 or 5 decisive moments thus far) would come in two states that are best known for college basketball and sports movies!

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